A       Am      B       C       C7      Caug    D7      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    |||O    O|||    ||||   
 O|||    O|||    ||OO    ||||    ||||    ||||    OOO|   
 ||||    ||||    |O||    |||O    ||||    |||O    |||O   
 ||||    ||||    O|||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

E       F       Fm6     Fmaj7   G       G#aug   G7      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 O|||    ||O|    O|O|    ||||    ||||    O|||    ||O|   
 |||O    O|||    |O||    ||||    |O|O    ||||    |O|O   
 ||||    ||||    |||O    ||||    ||O|    |||O    ||||   
 |O||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .OO||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
C | Caug
C | Caug
C | Caug
C | Caug


[verse]
C                            F             G
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
C                           F            G
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
C                         F              G
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
C                           F       G
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       Am/E           G#aug/E          C/E                 D7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           G        G/A    G7/B
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      C              Caug             Am/C
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C7           Fmaj7              Am
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D7                    G
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F              Fm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
C | Caug
C | Caug


[verse]
C                          F           G
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
C                         F           G
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
C                            F                   G
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
C                         F        G
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        Am/E              G#aug/E       C/E          D7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          G        G/A    G7/B
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      C              Caug             Am/C
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C7           Fmaj7              Am
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D7                    G
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F              Fm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
C G#aug F G
Am D7 F G
F G

C | Caug
C | Caug


[verse]
C                                F                G
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
C                               F        G
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
C                       F              G
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
C                               F               G
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         Am/E             G#aug/E              C/E             D7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           G       G/A    G7/B
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      C              Caug             Am/C
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            C7           Fmaj7              Am
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          D7                    G
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      F              Fm6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.